Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
I was on my merry way when I saw cars slamming their breaks and swerving on the road. What in the world were they driving like crazy people? I get to the stop light and there was a chicken trying to cross the road. That poor chicken kept going in different directions trying to avoid getting hit by a car. A cop then drove by and also swerved and almost hit another car. CRAZY!!! The funny part was that the cop turned its lights on and came back the “crime scene”. Two cops got out of the car and for a moment I thought, “What? Are they going to arrest the chicken?” ha….. but nope they didn’t. The cops were actually trying to catch the chicken. Even the cops were laughing non stop. I bet that would be fun to write on their resume. Ha! Keep Reading
What? I’m Latina?
A while back a friend told my oldest daughter that she was a beautiful Latina. And lo and behold, my daughter turns to me and says, “But mom, I’m not even Catholic so how can I be a Latina”. HA HA HA!! Talk about laughing so hard while trying not to tinkle your pants. This reminded me of when my daughter was little and she asked her friend, “Are you Catholic, Mormon or Mexican?” Her friend says, “I think I’m Catholic but I’m also Mexican” My daughter comes home asking me if her friend was lying or how can someone be both.
{life is better when you’re laughing}
I Pee, You Pee, We All Pee
Well Well…. Here’s a topic I know many women (and surprisingly some men) struggle with and can relate to but don’t necessarily talk about it due to the embarrassing nature of it. What am I talking about? Something I deal with on a daily basis. You know, when you have to cross your legs to cough, sneeze, jump, laugh, and so on… Yup! That darn thing that happens after having kids. Oh the life of a parent and the many blessings that come with it…. You guessed it! It’s the “I” word…. INCONTINENCE! I say “I” word because believe it or not, I have a difficult time saying the word incontinence. Not because the word embarrasses me, but because the English Language Learner in me has issues knowing how to say that darn difficult word. Geez, imagine me trying to spell it without copying and pasting it from a dictionary… yeah, not happening. Ha. I actually had to ask my brother-outlaw how to say the “I” word. haha. Keep Reading
I Lost My Mojo!
I have issues but that’s besides the point. I realized today that I totally lost my mojo and need help getting it back. So here’s the scoop… While at the movie theater an amazingly Hotty McNaughty sat next to me. Bow Chicka Wow Wow. We looked at each other in that slow motion flirty kinda way. You know, the way they do it in movies. ha. He smiled at me and I gave a slightly smirky smile as I tried not to blush. Then BAM! It hit me!! NOOOO!!!!! I was not dressed nice. I wasn’t wearing any make-up. I hadn’t combed my hair (it was up in a very messy bun like an old librarian on a hungover type of day). I didn’t get dressed up because I figured why bother considering I went to the movies on Thursday in the middle of the day. I still have yet to learn from my mistakes. Although I know I didn’t really look like I was about to shop at Walmart, I sure felt like I belonged on the People of Walmart website. hahaha Keep Reading
$25 Kohl’s Gift Card Giveaway
Lucky for you I’m in a happy giving mood. I’m giving away a $25 Kohl’s gift card to one lucky person! If there isn’t a Kohl’s in your area, don’t worry because you can shop online. The winner of the giveaway will be announced on June 24th, so don’t miss your chance to enter. Buena Suerte (Good luck) everyone! (I will be confirming all entries)