JESSICA: “mom! Mom!! MoM!!! MOM!!!!” ME: “Sheesh Jessie, it stinks in here! What do you want?” JESSICA: “My tummy hurts”. ME: “Well finish going poop & then if it doesn’t feel better I’ll give you medicine”. JESSICA: “But mom, I’m going poop the kind that’s melted.” ME: {Cracks up laughing.. I’ve never heard it called(…)
So my 3 1/2 year old is in my room with her clothes on. A few minutes later I look at her and she is now naked. Next to her is a puddle. Yup… she pee’d on my floor. Grrr! ************************************************* Me: “Jessica, what happened?”Jessica: “I doe know” Me: “You don’t know how the floor(…)
So in my classroom, I have classroom jobs for my students, you know, to teach them responsibility. Well, one of the jobs is being a receptionist. That just means that if I am not near the phone the receptionist will answer it. So… The phone rings, my student answers it. He had motioned for me(…)