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What? I’m Latina?

What? I’m Latina?

A while back a friend told my oldest daughter that she was a beautiful Latina.  And lo and behold, my daughter turns to me and says, “But mom, I’m not even Catholic so how can I be a Latina”. HA HA HA!!   Talk about laughing so hard while trying not to tinkle your pants.  This(…)

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I Pee, You Pee, We All Pee

Well Well…. Here’s a topic I know many women (and surprisingly some men) struggle with and can relate to but don’t necessarily talk about it due to the embarrassing nature of it. What am I talking about? Something I deal with on a daily basis. You know, when you have to cross your legs to(…)

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What’s a Prindle?

Has anything ever made you laugh so hard that when you look at it you can’t help but shake your head and chuckle? That’s what happens when I see the car shifter.    When my daughter Ande was 15 she asked me for my car keys so she can get her wallet that she had left(…)

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Chocolate or Poop?

I was picking up dog poop in the back yard and had a flashback about my daughter. Yes, dog poop reminds me of her. I vividly remember the day when my daughter Jessie was 5 yrs old and she wanted to make brownies.   In the process she spilled some of the brownie mix on her(…)

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The melted what?

The melted what?

JESSICA:  “mom! Mom!! MoM!!! MOM!!!!” ME: “Sheesh Jessie, it stinks in here! What do you want?” JESSICA: “My tummy hurts”.  ME: “Well finish going poop & then if it doesn’t feel better I’ll give you medicine”.  JESSICA: “But mom, I’m going poop the kind that’s melted.” ME:  {Cracks up laughing.. I’ve never heard it called(…)

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