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I Would Have Rather Sat In Someone Else’s Urine

TMI: I go to the restroom more often than I should. Sometimes I take my time while I take care of business and other times my bladder is on the verge of bursting so I run in… sit… breath… and exhale.  Those are the times that you gross out because the person that was there(…)

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Chocolate or Poop: When in doubt… go with poop!

If you’ve been around children, you most likely have heard the saying, “Chocolate or poop” once or twice. It had been 5 years since the last time I dealt with the dilemma of what “IT” was. You can read about the funny (or gross) Chocolate or Poop story here. Today a student told me that someone(…)

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TMI: I Often Pee My Pants!

TMI: I Often Pee My Pants!

My daughter was jumping on the trampoline and I decided to join her. As I was getting on the trampoline she says, “MOM! No! Don’t jump because I don’t want you to pee on my trampoline” Ha.. True Story! So as I was jumping on the trampoline with my daughter, I had to constantly stop(…)

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Life if better when someone makes you laugh

Do you have that one person in your life that just cracks you up?  You know… that one that keeps you healthy and laughing on a daily basis. Yeah, for me it’s my 9 year-old daughter (she’ll 10 this month). That child always says the silliest things. Here are some of the crazy shenanigans she said when she(…)

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Back to School… Watch out!

Back to School… Watch out!

My summer break is coming to an end. I start school this week and the thought of going back is bitter-sweet.  It’s bitter because I will not see my daughter on a daily basis anymore since I have transferred to another school within the district.  I will miss our eating lunch together.  I will miss(…)

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