Things Jessica has said within the past month…. If only I was able to keep track of all the crazy things she has said ******************************************** “I was in the bathroom for a long time because I did the number 2, but the watery kind.” ******************************************** JESSICA: Why didn’t we go anywhere today? ME: Because I’m(…)
I had a caffeine craving, so I decided to go get a soda at Circle K. It was after dark and I thought about it a couple of times because the Circle K by my home is all sorts of ghetto gangsta. And obviously not a good place to be alone after dark. But of(…)
So Jessica asked for 50 cents to buy a temporary tattoo. I told her that she could buy it but was not allowed to put it on her arms. She begged a little until she realized that I wasn’t giving in. Then the conversation went like this…. JESSICA: “Well if I can’t put the tattoo(…)
I hope you all will learn from my experience….. I woke up with plenty of time to do the three S’s. And wouldn’t you know it, before picking up my daughter from early morning seminary, (bible study for church) I still had some time to feed my addiction.. Facebook! I check my email and get(…)
Deal Julia, remember when…. Tailgating diesels at high-speed on the freeway (Robby or Russ were driving – don’t remember) Driving on the curb Knocking over garbage cans with your truck Having a cool 8 Track in your truck Pooping in a garbage can in your bedroom & tossing it out the window (gross, but true)(…)