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Tuck you in like a shirt

Me: It’s bed time. Jessica, go brush your teeth and then I’ll tuck you in. Jessica: You’re weird. Me: Why? Jessica: Because you said tuck you in. Me: You know what I meant…. Tuck you in bed. Jessica: Well then why didn’t you just say bed because you make me think you want to tuck(…)

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Not Funny… okay, maybe a little.. FINE.. Super Funny!

So I can hear my daughters whispering in the bedroom with the door closed. I just figured Ande (17 yrs old) was putting make-up on Jessica (6 year-old) and they didn’t want me to know about it. About 15 minutes later, I heard Jessica screaming bloody murder – “HELP! HELP ME! HELP!”  I run downstairs(…)

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Don’t put eggs in your pockets!

Don’t put eggs in your pockets!

So I took my daughter Jessica,her friend Kenzi & our dog Payson for a walk. I have Payson on a leash, Jessica is on her scooter & Kenzi on a bike. As Kenzi is riding the bike, the tire rim semi breaks and the tire starts wobbling. We left the bike on the sidewalk and(…)

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“Edward Thinks It’s Cool”

When your 5-year-old has been quiet for a long time, you better go investigate because that’s a dangerous thing!  I go check on her in hopes that she’s taking a nap. Hey, a mom can only hope. I see the cap to a marker on the stairs and my heart starts pumping as she’s been(…)

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The Mysterious Haircut….

So Jessica (age 5 1/2) comes up to me with meat scissors in her hand. She had asked me if I could cut her hair. I told her I would do it another time with different scissors. I then put her to bed. The next morning I walked into Ande’s (almost 17) bathroom and found(…)

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