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I promise to not promise!

I promise to not promise!

Jessie:  Can you buy me something? Me: Only if you promise to follow directions and to be good. Jessie: (in a very hesitant tone) Uhhhhm… Well… Uhhhh…. Well… Uh.. Ok! I promise to follow directions and to be good. BUT I can’t promise to keep that promise. HA HA HA HA!!!!

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More Jessica-isms

Things Jessica has said within the past month….   If only I was able to keep track of all the crazy things she has said ******************************************** “I was in the bathroom for a long time because I did the number 2, but the watery kind.” ******************************************** JESSICA: Why didn’t we go anywhere today? ME: Because I’m(…)

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I Want a Tattoo!!!

So Jessica asked for 50 cents to buy a temporary tattoo. I told her that she could buy it but was not allowed to put it on her arms. She begged a little until she realized that I wasn’t giving in. Then the conversation went like this…. JESSICA: “Well if I can’t put the tattoo(…)

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Spam for Breakfast = Bad Luck!

I hope you all will learn from my experience….. I woke up with plenty of time to do the three S’s. And wouldn’t you know it, before picking up my daughter from early morning seminary, (bible study for church) I still had some time to feed my addiction.. Facebook!  I check my email and get(…)

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