Kids say the dardnest things

Who’s in my milk?

Who’s in my milk?

Jessica: “Who’s in my milk?” Me: “What? It’s just chocolate. (laughing hysterically) Why would someone be in your milk?” Jessica: “Nobody’s in my milk?” Me: “No” Jessica: “How come you make nasty chocolate milk!”Now I am laughing even more hysterically! I’m sure she meant to say “what’s” instead of “who’s” in my milk. Hmmm… at(…)

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Getting High

Getting High

Me: Jessica, do you want to watch a Jesus movie? (that’s what she calls the Animated stories of the book of Mormon) Jessica: NO! I wanna watch the getting high movie? Me: The WHAT? Jessica: I say the getting high movie! Me: The getting high movie? Jessica: UHHH! YES! The getting high movie!!! ******************************************************** Uhm…(…)

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