Jessica: “Who’s in my milk?” Me: “What? It’s just chocolate. (laughing hysterically) Why would someone be in your milk?” Jessica: “Nobody’s in my milk?” Me: “No” Jessica: “How come you make nasty chocolate milk!”Now I am laughing even more hysterically! I’m sure she meant to say “what’s” instead of “who’s” in my milk. Hmmm… at(…)
Me: Jessica, do you want to watch a Jesus movie? (that’s what she calls the Animated stories of the book of Mormon) Jessica: NO! I wanna watch the getting high movie? Me: The WHAT? Jessica: I say the getting high movie! Me: The getting high movie? Jessica: UHHH! YES! The getting high movie!!! ******************************************************** Uhm…(…)
So about 15 minutes after I laid Jessica down, I thought she was a sleep so I decided to lay in bed with her with my cheek right on her cheek. I know that’s weird, but she just look so sweet and peaceful. Anyhow, she then busted out with a HUGH disappointed sigh and said,(…)
Things I heard my children say throughout the week. Ande: “Oh cool! Payson’s teeth are like mine.” (wait – what? Payson is my dog) Jessie: “Don’t say that bad word!” (she said it while grunting & yelling after hearing me say stupid) Jill: “Catch my arm” (I didn’t realize arms were detachable. The sad this(…)