Now I lay me down to sleep….
Jessica’s goodnight prayer….
Kids say the dardnest things
I promise to not promise!
Jessie: Can you buy me something? Me: Only if you promise to follow directions and to be good. Jessie: (in a very hesitant tone) Uhhhhm… Well… Uhhhh…. Well… Uh.. Ok! I promise to follow directions and to be good. BUT I can’t promise to keep that promise. HA HA HA HA!!!!
More Jessica-isms
Things Jessica has said within the past month…. If only I was able to keep track of all the crazy things she has said ******************************************** “I was in the bathroom for a long time because I did the number 2, but the watery kind.” ******************************************** JESSICA: Why didn’t we go anywhere today? ME: Because I’m(…)
I Want a Tattoo!!!
So Jessica asked for 50 cents to buy a temporary tattoo. I told her that she could buy it but was not allowed to put it on her arms. She begged a little until she realized that I wasn’t giving in. Then the conversation went like this…. JESSICA: “Well if I can’t put the tattoo(…)