The melted what?

JESSICA:  “mom! Mom!! MoM!!! MOM!!!!”

ME: “Sheesh Jessie, it stinks in here! What do you want?”

JESSICA: “My tummy hurts”. 

ME: “Well finish going poop & then if it doesn’t feel better I’ll give you medicine”. 

JESSICA: “But mom, I’m going poop the kind that’s melted.”

ME{Cracks up laughing.. I’ve never heard it called that before! ha ha ha}

JESSICA: “It’s NOT funny! My tummy hurts!”

 

Several minutes later….

 JESSICA: “Mom, is it okay if I take a shower, but only to wash my butt?”

HA HA HA HA!!!! I love the crazy things my kids say!

 

What are some funny or off the wall things your kids have said?