Kids say the dardnest things

Tuck you in like a shirt

Me: It’s bed time. Jessica, go brush your teeth and then I’ll tuck you in. Jessica: You’re weird. Me: Why? Jessica: Because you said tuck you in. Me: You know what I meant…. Tuck you in bed. Jessica: Well then why didn’t you just say bed because you make me think you want to tuck(…)

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