The melted what?
JESSICA : “mom! Mom!! MoM!!! MOM!!!!”
ME : “Sheesh Jessie, it stinks in here! What do you want?”
JESSICA : “My tummy hurts”.
ME : “Well finish going poop & then if it doesn’t feel better I’ll give you medicine”.
JESSICA: “But mom, I’m going poop the kind that’s melted.”
ME : {Cracks up laughing.. I’ve never heard it called that before! ha ha ha}
JESSICA
: “It’s NOT funny! My tummy hurts!”
Several minutes later….
JESSICA : “Mom, is it okay if I take a shower, but only to wash my butt?”
HA HA HA HA!!!! I love the crazy things my kids say!
What are some funny or off the wall things your kids have said?
Jun 01, 2014 @ 17:50:49
That is gross but a very accurate description.
It’s not really funny but for a long time my daughter had me completely stumped. She was asking for an underground for her paper. I had no clue. I eventually figured out she wanted something hard to put under her paper so she could color.
Jun 12, 2014 @ 18:03:11
That is hilarious and very gross and just the other day my 5 year old cousin had to go take a shower to wash his butt too because he had diarrhea from eating too much Mexican candy hahaha