Interview With My 4 Year Old.

I interviewed Jessie (age 4) jsut for kicks and giggles. She cracked me up with her off the wall answers.

1.What is something mommy always says to you?
Love You

2.What makes mommy happy?
To go to bye bye

3.What makes mommy sad?
Don’t go to bye bye with me and you4.How does mommy make you laugh?
Crocodiles eat me (ok.. she’s weird!)

5.What was mommy like as a child?
You happy but sad too

6.How old is your mommy?
I don’t know… maybe 5

7.How tall is your mommy?
Big (She obviously doesn’t know that 5-ft isn’t tall at all )

8.What is my favorite thing to do?
Love you on the computer (uhm… not sure about this one)

9.What does mommy do when you’re not around?
Not going to sleep and be mad

10.If mommy becomes famous, what will it be for?
A crocodile so you can go trick or treat (uhm… don’t even iknow where that came from. ha)

11. What is mommy really good at?
Uhm… good at watching movies
12.What is mommy not very good at?
When you spank my bottom (hmm… maybe I should spank more often)

13.What does mommy do for a job?
At your school (kinda cool that she somewhat knew I was a teacher )

14.What is mommy’s favorite food?
I don’t know – Ice cream with not chocolate on it (interesting she knows that I don’t care for chocolate)

15.What makes you proud of mommy?
Uhm, I love you. (I asked the question again and she says it in Spanish) Te Amo

16. If mommy was a cartoon character, who would she be?
Ahhh… Cardinals football (oh gosh!)

17. What do you and mommy do together?
Say Te Amo to you and me and I don’t know what else.

18. How are you and mommy the same?
Uhm.. It’s the same butt. (ha ha..!!!)

19. How are you and mommy different?
I take a bath and you don’t
(I really do, she means I shower instead of baths)

20.How do you know mommy loves you?
Because you say Te Amo and then I say Te Amo Mama to you

21.Where is mommy’s favorite place to go?
To go to Fresh & Easys and to the Dollar Store and Target! ( she’s cracking me up)