All in one week! – PRICELESS –

Things I heard my children say throughout the week.

Ande : “Oh cool! Payson’s teeth are like mine.”

(wait – what? Payson is my dog)

Jessie: “Don’t say that bad word!”

(she said it while grunting & yelling after hearing me say stupid)

Jill: “Catch my arm”

(I didn’t realize arms were detachable.

The sad this is that Ande actually tried to catch it;
instead got punched in the face. I think she deserved that one!)

Jill: “Ande, lick your knee”

(if she has teeth like our dog, why not lick her own knee?)

Ande: “Maybe you have a knot in your boob?”
Jill: “Oh my gosh.. boobs are made of milk and fat!”

ME: “Boobs have bones in them” (sarcasm)

Jill: “Oh, they do?”

Ande : “HUH? I’m confused“

(yup.. my family is nuts!)

Jill: Is Diego part of your family?

Me: “What?” (in an ‘are you serious’ tone’)

Jill: “You know, your brothers son”

(are you serious!?!)

Jessica: “You black mom? I a baby and I black like a baby”

(I REALLY need to teach that girl her colors)

 

 

Jessica to her dad: “You’re a good boy dude!”

 

Me: “Jessica, do you want milk or sprite?”

Jessica: “I wanna pee! “

(does that mean lemonade?)

 

I have come to the conclusion that most people don’t think prior to speaking. Or is it just my familia? Go figure! Nuts, but I gotta love em!

We put the FUN in dysFUNction