The whole truth and nothing but the truth

I asked Jessica a question.. now don’t get me wrong.. I think my daughter is absolutely beautiful but we were messing around and being silly so the end of the conversation went like this….

Me: Jessica… why are you so ugly?

Jessica: (In a grunting and almost yelling voice and in a drawn out way blurted out…)

“Cause somebody messed me up! AARRRRR!”

She really did grunt! It was hilarious!!