Peeing

I Would Have Rather Sat In Someone Else’s Urine

TMI: I go to the restroom more often than I should. Sometimes I take my time while I take care of business and other times my bladder is on the verge of bursting so I run in… sit… breath… and exhale.  Those are the times that you gross out because the person that was there(…)

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TMI: I Often Pee My Pants!

TMI: I Often Pee My Pants!

My daughter was jumping on the trampoline and I decided to join her. As I was getting on the trampoline she says, “MOM! No! Don’t jump because I don’t want you to pee on my trampoline” Ha.. True Story! So as I was jumping on the trampoline with my daughter, I had to constantly stop(…)

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Liar Liar Pants on Fire

So my 3 1/2 year old is in my room with her clothes on. A few minutes later I look at her and she is now naked. Next to her is a puddle. Yup… she pee’d on my floor. Grrr! ************************************************* Me: “Jessica, what happened?”Jessica: “I doe know” Me: “You don’t know how the floor(…)

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