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I Wanna Be Upsize!

I Wanna Be Upsize!

So I am driving home and I look back to find Jessica not buckled in her car seat. She is sitting upside down with her feet up where her head should be. Me: Why are you not buckled in? Jessie: Because I’m tired and I wanna be upsize (meaning upside down)

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Smell Your What?

Smell Your What?

So my crazy 4 year old just might have some issues…..  Ha! Jessie: Mom, can you smell my butt Me: Eww gross.. no! Jessie: But is it stinky? Me: I don’t know Jessie: Smell it so I know if I need to take a bath.

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Nightmare!

Nightmare!

Jessica woke up and said, “I saw a movie in my eye and the cucuy (boogeyman) was there!”  I guess I should have taught her that a movie in her eye meant a dream. Ha ha – way funny!!! I should have asked her if it was in color or black and white. ja ja(…)

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Who’s in my milk?

Who’s in my milk?

Jessica: “Who’s in my milk?” Me: “What? It’s just chocolate. (laughing hysterically) Why would someone be in your milk?” Jessica: “Nobody’s in my milk?” Me: “No” Jessica: “How come you make nasty chocolate milk!”Now I am laughing even more hysterically! I’m sure she meant to say “what’s” instead of “who’s” in my milk. Hmmm… at(…)

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