Kids say the dardnest things

The whole truth and nothing but the truth

I asked Jessica a question.. now don’t get me wrong.. I think my daughter is absolutely beautiful but we were messing around and being silly so the end of the conversation went like this…. Me: Jessica… why are you so ugly? Jessica: (In a grunting and almost yelling voice and in a drawn out way(…)

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I Wanna Be Upsize!

I Wanna Be Upsize!

So I am driving home and I look back to find Jessica not buckled in her car seat. She is sitting upside down with her feet up where her head should be. Me: Why are you not buckled in? Jessie: Because I’m tired and I wanna be upsize (meaning upside down)

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Smell Your What?

Smell Your What?

So my crazy 4 year old just might have some issues…..  Ha! Jessie: Mom, can you smell my butt Me: Eww gross.. no! Jessie: But is it stinky? Me: I don’t know Jessie: Smell it so I know if I need to take a bath.

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Nightmare!

Nightmare!

Jessica woke up and said, “I saw a movie in my eye and the cucuy (boogeyman) was there!”  I guess I should have taught her that a movie in her eye meant a dream. Ha ha – way funny!!! I should have asked her if it was in color or black and white. ja ja(…)

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