Jessica (4 1/2 yrs old) was rubbing my arm (so I thought). She does this often so I didn’t think anything of it. I then hear laughter from her as she tells me to look at my arm. So I look and see nothing. She then points me to the specific spot to look at. I said, “GROSS!!! Did you just put a booger on me?” and as she’s laughing she tells me no, that our dog did it.
WHAT? How is it funny to put a booger on your mom and then lie about it and blame it on the dog. Aye Aye Aye!