Kids

Not Funny… okay, maybe a little.. FINE.. Super Funny!

So I can hear my daughters whispering in the bedroom with the door closed. I just figured Ande (17 yrs old) was putting make-up on Jessica (6 year-old) and they didn’t want me to know about it. About 15 minutes later, I heard Jessica screaming bloody murder – “HELP! HELP ME! HELP!”  I run downstairs(…)

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Help!! Ayuda!!

Help!! Ayuda!!

So I am sitting in the living room and I hear Jessica in her normal voice say “Help”. I didn’t think anything about it. Then I hear her say “Ayuda”, also in her normal voice. I just thought she was practicing her Spanish as I have heard her do in the past. Anyhow… I then(…)

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My Girls

My Girls

Aren’t they so lovable and innocent? Okay.. may just innocent.. Uhm… okay… maybe just lovable.. Uhm.. who am I kidding.. they’re up to something!

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I Wanna Be Upsize!

I Wanna Be Upsize!

So I am driving home and I look back to find Jessica not buckled in her car seat. She is sitting upside down with her feet up where her head should be. Me: Why are you not buckled in? Jessie: Because I’m tired and I wanna be upsize (meaning upside down)

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